Nice what a sweet girl you are with your preppy outfit clicking a bird.  You’re sweet enough to take home to grandma!

WOW work it grandma!!!  Nothing says sexy like a senior citizen in daisy dukes that are shredded in the back.  Love the cottage cheese look!  So do they pay you cash or in fixodent?

I can’t tell if grandma is trying to be cool, just broke away from a chain gang or what.  That can’t be comfortable can it?  I say break the chains Granny!

OK Grandma I get it the grand daughter spent the summer with you and left her swimsuit but its hers and not yours.  Oh and stop picking your ass in public, that’s nasty!